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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 01-11-2007 07:58
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Ok Morde we move it here!
BRING IT ON DWARFBOY!! /bite
Lewsterin Kinslayer
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 01-11-2007 08:31
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I will no longer wait for thee,
because thee are slow.
I will challance thee,
and my poetry will grow.
For each of my lines thy spirits vane,
the battlehorn call,
Ill beat you dwarf coz dwarfs are small
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 01-11-2007 09:27
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I am the poem King,
There is no way u can win!
hear the fat lady sing,
your future is getting dim.
You take me on,
with crappy flow,
the rhymes are gone
and u just suck, this we know.
Dwarfs may be small,
you may be tall,
but i have a bigger d*** after all.
ask ur mom, make the call!
seems i got to rough,
on u I was a bit though
but your poem was "phat"
ill give u that.
with u my title I can share,
if u are up for it.
ill hold your hand so have no fear.
You'll see im acctuly a cozy git =D
This red head poet is done,
our duel sure been fun.
u taking me on is the silliest thing i've heard!
so son, i think you just got served!
Bring it on i got plenty more!
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| hazuki |
Posted on 01-11-2007 17:33
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There we have it two spammers strong
Sometimes they spam so wrong
One is dwarven small
the other as human so tall
It started with the dwarven babe addiction
So they became the forum affliction
A tick here a thick there
And now they are everywhere with a flair
Warlock are mages who conquered there fear of the shadows
There may be war, there may be chaos but one thing will overrule them all TOTAL DESTRUCTION!
Hazuki / 70 Warlock / tail 410 * herb 450
Hazukar / 58 paladin /mining ? * bs ?
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| strifie |
Posted on 01-11-2007 18:02
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and we got nice battle on... we should make some nice thread where you 2, or 3 make a poem and we vote on it wich is the best one, so we can have some poems battles 
Strifie says: ''Chaos, Panic, Disaster. I Think My Work Here Is Done!!!''
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 02-11-2007 06:56
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voting on poems defile our art,
ill win easy over Haz and some ol' fart.
My creative mind
will kick your behind.
I might be unstable,
but I am still very able.
People say i've gone mad,
that i might just be crazy,
this doesnt make me sad,
i dont care, im too lazy.
But for number 7, i will win.
i dotn care if i have to sin,
the poets me,
cant u see?
Your just another wannabe.
its so easy to win it,
next time try to bring it?
come on, give me a run for the money,
couse right now i won, hunny...
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 02-11-2007 07:55
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I must admit you bring on a good fight,
But babe I can do this all night.
I missed ya in KZ yesterday mate,
Prince died even tho it got late.
On shade i dies as one of the last,
Rens saved the day with a insta Pyroblast.
I wont have much time to rhyme with you today,
I know you will whine and call me gay.
Its my fathers 60 birthay tomorrow,
Comeon Morde stop crying and sorrow.
I need to write a speech as the good son i am,
I cant fake it like u, you dwarfish scam.
Well back to work and speech writing,
I will still be here I wont be hiding.
I will read your poems and answer a little,
I need to impress Lisele shes sweet and brittle.
My next poem will be to her
Shes a soft little fleur.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 02-11-2007 08:39
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this is getting out of hand,
are poems is getting very grand.
we should make a book
"poems from IF to everlook"
TBO poets that be us,
did u read angels post?
saying we make a fuzz,
id say were a nuisance at most.
Had to look up nuisance in the dictionairy,
was a hard word to find,
my skills are fictionairy,
out of this world and blows your mind!
btw, what is a fleur?
theres one in harry potter,
but i agree about lise, soft as fur.
is there any hotter?
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 02-11-2007 09:44
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Morde you speak true,
Noone can spam like me and u.
Our poems dont need a vote to be grand,
we know we are both kings of TBO land.
Lisele is breathtaking
look at me, my hands are shaking
Gorgeous like morning dew and sunset fire,
a girl for all of us to desire.
In her eyes is a gleam.
is she but a dream?
The word fleur is french for flower,
after this ill need another shower.
Mordekay is a tank in heavy armor,
Lisele e mon petite wow amour.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 02-11-2007 10:43
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U speak in french to steal my thunder,
i need to bring my game and top this bandar (urdu, means monkey)
you give me a run for my money,
but ill show u sonny,
how about some latin?
words smooth as satin.
I will show u my bonae artes
power like Empedocles
with words ales alitis
this will prove to be Exitalis.
memento mortalis.
My latin might be bad,
the rhymes are kinda sad.
but u understand,
my toungue knows every land!
by now u surly regret,
and i havent shown all my powers yet.
you have been warned, so dont cry for mami (mommy)
when i bring out the shinigami.
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 02-11-2007 10:54
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You say shinigami
I say Pastrami
I knew you were bilangual
and now i see also bisexual
A dragon of words i am
Ill eat you up with a tasty lyral jam
Speaking of tasting, bizzy is our man
He will lick everything, from Kalimdor to badlands sand.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 02-11-2007 11:37
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harrasing my sexuality,
this will end in fatality!
for thou has me writing poetry
speaking words so heavenly,
and for that u call me bent,
even tho im a gift to women from heaven sent.
even tho i hear that alot,
i dont think i am a faggot.
people think i might be gay,
but with women i only lay.
its one or the other,
gay or a player,
but acctuly im someone u'd take home to mother.
couse im a real good liar.
I'd make you believe me,
poison your mind,
who i am you'd never see,
but belive me, im not so kind.
but bizzy where are you
this is the bottom line,
i think it is due,
put some words togheter and make a rhyme!
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| strifie |
Posted on 02-11-2007 20:49
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OMFG WE GOT A WAR GOING ON!!!!
But who will win this war, is it the ever going Lewsterin, or the all knowing mordekay...
Time will tell!!!
Strifie says: ''Chaos, Panic, Disaster. I Think My Work Here Is Done!!!''
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| Darkwon |
Posted on 03-11-2007 11:42
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Guys you have got some major talent,
So with these words I will try to bring balance,
Its all very good saying your straight,
But we all know its up for debate!
You play on Wow from early to night,
Killing stuff and trying to kite,
All very manly, trying to act tough,
But underneath, we know your both puffs.
So please dont pretend that your not into gays,
For all your comments point you screaming that way,
I guess you think by posting babes,
Acts as beard for your homo ways!
I guess you will try and point the finger at me,
But my sexuality is obvious I have a family you see,
So all of my loving comes on demand,
Its a shame backdoor action is all you understand!!!!
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| Mordekay |
Posted on 03-11-2007 12:02
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You come here and act cool,
but your about to become the fool.
darkwon u think we are gay?
is that what u want to say?
You might be whipped,
but we all know u have tripped.
fighting us with letters,
but youll see u met your betters.
its time we made a team,
me and lew I mean.
lets compose our words
and diss these turds.
make them regret the day,
darkwon said we were gay.
judgment day has come,
i will not stand for what u have done.
This whole guild is going down,
ill make u cry and even frown,
lets unite, Lew
and show them how we do!
"The Paramount Path of the Pale Proselyte Pegan is a Protracted Pursuit of Purification"-The Big M-
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| Darkwon |
Posted on 03-11-2007 19:45
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You still haven't denied,
All that I implied,
But you joined with Lew,
Like bumchums would do!
=)
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| strifie |
Posted on 05-11-2007 18:56
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and we got another one to compete with the 2 (gay ??????) poets...
let's all read on who will be the better one
STAY TUNNED!!!!!
Strifie says: ''Chaos, Panic, Disaster. I Think My Work Here Is Done!!!''
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 06-11-2007 05:13
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Mordekay what do ya say?
They call us gay.
To that we answer nay.
Stop your grind,
look between the sheets,
and you will find,
Lisele and a bunch of analbeads.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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| Alchy |
Posted on 06-11-2007 10:39
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Hate to say it guys, but this is a RAP contest, not poetry  |
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| Lewsterin |
Posted on 06-11-2007 10:45
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My thread my rules
You wanna know what this thread really is?
It a way for me and Morde to survive the days at work.
And an excuse to flirt with Lisele.
Lewsterin Kinslayer
Proud member of The Blade Order.
-Gunslingers! To me!
-We will be tested this day fellas! Prove or Die!
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